Humer

Teacher:
"Jhonny, If you have 50 cent and ask your dad for 50 cent mor, how much will you have?"
Jhonny:
"50 cents."
Teacher (angrily):
"Jhonny that's incorrect! You obviously don't know how to add."
Jhonny:
Sighs and replys, "You obviously don't know my dad!"


Jhonny with his father behind a fat lady...

Jhonny:
"Dad, Look she is so huge!"
Father:
"Be quite you must be polite."
Jhonny:
"But dad she weighs as much as truck!."
Embarrassed Father:
"Stop it Jhonny!"
Just about then the lady's pager goes, "Beep! Beep!".
Jhonny Wittily:
"Dad look out! she is backing up!"